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  2005.05.09  16.24


Dream Girl
You scored 57% Estrogen, 68% Grace, 64% Sexiness, and 56% Intelligence!
You have a realistic sense of your femininity so that you can still hold rational conversations about things other than hair. Plus, you're sexy and kind to everyone you meet. When you walk into a room, people are sure to look and smile. You go, girl!




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You scored higher than 99% on Estrogen

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You scored higher than 99% on Grace

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You scored higher than 20% on Sexiness

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You scored higher than 40% on Intelligence
Link: The WOMAN Test written by monkeyonfire on Ok Cupid


 
 


 
  2005.01.27  14.28


Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
username
The type of joint you run
Your club is calledThe "Naked Girls Who Pretend to Like You for Money" Club
Sleazy managerjarren
Scary bouncertheashifaction
Most frequent customerinnamorata7
Highest paid stripperdreamer65
Can do really acrobatic pole trickscholita9774
Just doing this to pay for med schoolmspettine
Had to get "enhancements" to make more moneyjreal
Quiz created with MemeGen!


 
 


 
  2005.01.14  11.38
I wish



You Are 22 Years Old



22





Under 12: You are a kid at heart. You still have an optimistic life view - and you look at the world with awe.

13-19: You are a teenager at heart. You question authority and are still trying to find your place in this world.

20-29: You are a twentysomething at heart. You feel excited about what's to come... love, work, and new experiences.

30-39: You are a thirtysomething at heart. You've had a taste of success and true love, but you want more!

40+: You are a mature adult. You've been through most of the ups and downs of life already. Now you get to sit back and relax.




 
 


 
  2004.12.22  09.04




What Will cholita9774 Get ?
Xmas pressie predictor
Big wooly jumper knitted by mouth7479
Pair of Socks from vivenz
Bottle of Whiskey from onehothnda
Cd from dubbs
Something Cuddly from lyryc
Something Intoxicating from gucch
Something Silly from mrsexyblackman
Something Funny from pan2
Lump of coal from deltoro
Something Pretty from ramonesbrat
Something Shiny from justinc
Something Naughty from shabba78
Something Smelly from innamorata7
Something Breakable from mspettine
Something Useful from kencam
Something not useful from caesius
The Black and Decker Tool Kit from jarren
Livejournal account from jreal
The Make-up Bag from cholita9774
Stack of DVDs from coli13
Something Geeky from dreamer65

Username:

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  2004.07.23  14.25
EWWW!!!

A co-worker of mine just told me that her bladder keeps falling down everytime she pees. So she has to push it back up to place. She wanted to let us know just in case we see her with 3 legs I dont mind my co-workers telling me their problems but thats just something i did not have to hear that is just filthy thought i would share that with you



Mood: nauseated
 
 


 
  2004.07.22  13.02



What swear word are you?
Full Name
Age
Your word of choice Shit
Why you swear You have a lot of anger that needs to come out.
Your motto Move Bitch, get out my way!
This cool quiz by Thy Beloved - Taken 15347 Times.
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  2004.01.27  08.26


Happy Birthday Krizzy!!!!!

 
 


 
  2003.12.19  19.16


Im bored. Im working until 8pm and im fucking bored!!



Mood: bored
 
 


 
  2003.12.18  18.02


Your Sexual Profile (you sexual deviant you...) by sparkledee
Name
Your Secret Kink ThingYou spank with a wooden spoon
Your Sexual StrengthYou recharge instantly..
Your Sexual WeaknessYour freaky noises during sex
Your Likely STDYou're clean!
How Many Partners in Crime?Too numerous to count! SLUT!
Created with quill18's MemeGen!


 
 


 
  2003.12.16  09.12


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My LiveJournal 12 Days
My True Love gave to me...
12 caponesmoms a-yelling.
11 gucchs a-drumming.
10 mspettines a-flaming.
9 othrwhtmts a-dancing.
8 pan2s a-hollering.
7 ramonesbrats a-writing.
6 rnddaways a-skipping.
5 platinum shabba78s.
4 singing theashifactions.
3 Slovakian thevendys.
2 parrot vivenzs.
And a xavierism in a pomelo tree.
Get gifts! Username:
Another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern.


 
 


 
  2003.12.04  09.31


HAPPY BIRTHDAY RAMONESBRAT!!!!!

 
 


 
  2003.10.17  11.32


gucch 102%
lil_kreen 100%
ramonesbrat 100%
bowtomecha 98%
gucch 98%
coli13 95%
jerryback 91%
nshgrl 91%
nshgrl 91%
theashifaction 89%
kencam 87%
spicdespics 87%
xavierism 87%
deltoro 81%
justinc 80%
billiam 78%
billiam 77%
rnddaway 76%
djshadow311 72%
rustical 72%
How compatible with me are YOU?


 
 


 
  2003.09.18  13.04


The Potion Maker
gucchium is a milky, runny lavender gel derived from the flower of a prickly-pear cactus.
cholita9774ium is a cloudy, lumpy amber solid culled from the flower of a lily of the valley.
Mixing gucchium with cholita9774ium causes a violent chemical reaction, producing a translucent white potion which gives the user the power of dodging bullets.
Yet another fun meme brought to you by rfreebern


 
 


 
  2003.09.12  11.43
Rest In Peace Jack Tripper

I dont believe that John Ritter died. I absolutely love him. I am deeply sad about this. How can i watch Three's Company now without crying



Mood: sad
 
 


 
  2003.08.26  11.56
GREAT!!

<td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play you:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Brad Pitt </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Who will play your love interest:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Ewan McGregor </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Weeks you will stay in the box office:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">3</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your love scene:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Guns n Roses - Sweet Child o Mine </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Song that will play during your death:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Frente - Air </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Your name:</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr>
Your Life: The Movie by mintyduck
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  2003.08.22  16.29
HAHAHA

Livejournal Mood Ring

cholita9774
is nervous.

Shakey, shakey. Parkinson's patients keep inviting you to join their community and you don't know why. I'll tell you why: you're too damn high strung for your own good. Chill out, yo.


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  2003.08.19  11.02


My LiveJournal Sitcom
cholita9774 In The City (TNN, 8:30): cholita9774 (Anna Chlumsky) and othrwhtmt (Portia de Rossi) go waterskiing. In the next town over, gucch (Marilyn Monroe) bakes 500 cookies for a bake sale, but jarren (Cesar Romero) eats them all. That night, dreamer65 (Stephen Baldwin) nixes jeremy7044 (Catherine Bell)'s picnic plans. Nearby, jerryback (Charo) gets a job as secretary to theashifaction (Sarah Silverman). That same day, lil_kreen (Phoebe Cates) takes mouth7479 (Vanna White) bowling. (Part 1 of 2.)
What's Your LiveJournal Sitcom? (by rfreebern)


 
 


 
  2003.08.11  19.12


LiveJournal Haiku!
Your name:cholita9774
Your haiku:always trying to get
in everyone's hi im
jessica---yo soy
Username:
Created by Grahame


 
 


 
  2003.08.11  14.32
I guess im going to get married after im dead for two fucking years

<td bgcolor="#000000">Username</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Get Married</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">46</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Have Kids</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">23</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Witness a Crime</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">28</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Go to Jail</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">62</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Die</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">44</td></tr>
At What Age Will You... by Gina
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  2003.08.11  13.50
WTF!! Who the hell is Daniel Ratcliffe

<td bgcolor="#000000">Name</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA"></td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Date</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">March 25, 2032</td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Spouse</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">Daniel Radcliffe </td></tr><td bgcolor="#000000">Price of Wedding</td><td bgcolor="#DDDDAA">$15,996</td></tr>
Who Will You Marry? by Sari
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  2003.08.04  12.45
Great

Happy Deathday!
Your name:cholita9774
You will die on:Wednesday, April 24, 2030
You will die of:Drowned
Username:
Created by Quill


 
 


 
  2003.08.01  18.24


Hello where is everyone!! Whats going on? It seems like everyone disappeared today



Mood: worried
 
 


 
  2003.07.25  19.34


Im working until 8pm and im fucking bored and tired. HELP ME!!!!



Mood: bored
 
 


 
  2003.07.17  09.50


OMG Last nite i rented the movie Phone Booth with Colin Farrell and he is so FUCKING HOT!. Yeah and the movie was good. It was short though but you must rent this movie. I cant believe how hot he is.

 
 


 
  2003.07.11  17.33


Today after work i have to go to a baby shower. I dont know what to get because the parents do not want to know what they are having. Which sucks because this fucks up my shopping. Now i get out of work at 8pm then run to walmart to buy a gift and then go to the baby shower. Then tomorrow morning at 4am i have to drive to NYC which is a 4 hrs drive to pick up my son who is vacationing with my dad. So this weekend is shot because i wont be able to rest and deal with all this shit.

Sorry i have to vent



Mood: aggravated
Music: JUST SHOOT ME NOW!!!!
 
 


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